£600m Wembley deal off after stadium fails medical
Buyers have sensationally pulled the plug on the proposed £600m Wembley deal – after the stadium failed a medical.
Dad overcome with pride after watching son give first w*nker sign
A dad was overcome with pride after watching his son give his first-ever wanker sign to the away end this afternoon.
Scottish Premiership announces 15-year deal to play matches in Afghanistan
The Scottish Premiership has struck a 15-year deal to play matches in Afghanistan.
Tahith Chong has potential to become a steady but uninspiring right back, says Jose Mourinho
Jose Mourinho believes that Manchester United wonderkid Tahith Chong has the potential to be converted into a steady, but uninspiring right back.
Sunday League player suggests you speak to his agent
A Sunday League footballer has told managers interested in signing him that they need to go through his agent.
Inflatable unicorns found abandoned in Russian forest
A herd of inflatable unicorns have been found abandoned in a Russian forest.
Rescued Thai cave football boys beat Scotland
The teenage football team who spent a fortnight trapped underground in a Thai cave returned to action for the first time since their ordeal yesterday, beating Scotland.
