WAG Kimberly Crew didn’t appear to have the world on her shoulders when she was spotted collecting holiday brochures this afternoon, writes a desperate-to-impress intern forced to knock out pointless copy using only guesswork and a couple of long-lens paparazzi shots.
The 32-year-old blonde babe strolled through trendy Alderley Edge, Cheshire with pals, laughing and joking as she visited her local branch of Thomas Cook.
“Although Kimberly is devastated for Joe, she’s made no secret of the fact she’d much rather spend her summer sunbathing and partying in Ibiza than watching football in Russia,” wrote the intern, before attributing the made-up quote to an anonymous pal.
“She’s had enough of spending her days in new, soulless stadiums this year – after all, Joe has been playing for West Ham.”
After collecting the brochures, Kimberly – turning heads in her Gucci T-shirt and Matalan mid-denim girlfriend-fit jeans – stopped off for coffee before returning home in her Range Rover, the intern guessed, unaware our showbiz reporter will get the byline anyway.
Handsome hubby Joe, 31, may not be in such a buoyant mood after discovering he has been axed from Gareth Southgate’s 23-man squad.
But we’re sure the thought of a fortnight on the beach with bikini babe Kimberly will soon change his mind.