Inflatable unicorns found abandoned in Russian forest

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A herd of inflatable unicorns have been found abandoned in a Russian forest.

The majestic horned creatures are believed to have been dumped in the woods near England’s World Cup base in Repino.

“We are appealing for anyone who believes they can give these beautiful beasts a good, loving home to come forward,” said Josef Klebb, who runs an inflatable unicorn rescue shelter in neighbouring St Petersburg.

“If not then I’m sad to say they will have to be humanely destroyed. Or deflated.

“We want to make it very clear that an inflatable unicorn is for life, not just a team bonding pissabout on a day off after beating Tunisia.”

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