Arsene Wenger is celebrating after completing his second Invincibles season
Neymar has been ruled out for 12 months after injuring his hand on a fan’s face.
“We’re just playing the roles of terrible footballers to avoid paying tax,” say Scotland
Football fan Dave Sutcliffe is under increasing pressure to quit following a string of poor performances.
Buyers have sensationally pulled the plug on the proposed £600m Wembley deal – after the stadium failed a medical.
A dad was overcome with pride after watching his son give his first-ever wanker sign to the away end this afternoon.
The Scottish Premiership has struck a 15-year deal to play matches in Afghanistan.
Jose Mourinho believes that Manchester United wonderkid Tahith Chong has the potential to be converted into a steady, but uninspiring right back.
A Sunday League footballer has told managers interested in signing him that they need to go through his agent.
A herd of inflatable unicorns have been found abandoned in a Russian forest.
The teenage football team who spent a fortnight trapped underground in a Thai cave returned to action for the first time since their ordeal yesterday, beating Scotland.
A Sunday League footballer is telling everyone exactly why England crashed out of the World Cup.
An England fan can’t wait to queue 47 minutes to buy a pint he’s going to chuck it in the air if his team scores.
Your partner fantasises that she’s getting rutted by Gareth Southgate every time you have sex, a new study has revealed.
Brazil’s Neymar dropped to the floor in agony during his side’s pre-match handshakes with Belgium
Jubilant England fans have started waking up and realising that they’ve slept through a whole day’s work.
Friends of Diego Maradona are fearing for his health after the World Cup winner was spotted sober in public.
A millionnaire shagger with weird hair is set to shake things up in the US capital, after Wayne Rooney signed for DC United.
A linesmen has made an official complaint against VAR – claiming he is being repeatedly undermined in the workplace.
Social media reacted with anger and disgust after discovering World Cup Willie has been killed by a trophy hunter.