Football fan Dave Sutcliffe is under increasing pressure to quit following a string of poor performances.
A dad was overcome with pride after watching his son give his first-ever wanker sign to the away end this afternoon.
A dad who told his family the perfect Father’s Day present would be being left alone to watch today’s World Cup matches has pretended to be delighted to receive a pair of socks.
A man spent last night scouring the internet, desperate to find ways to discredit Cristiano Ronaldo’s hat-trick.
A distraught dad set off on a two-week all-inclusive family holiday this morning, resigned to the fact he will miss the entire first two weeks of the World Cup.
An unfunny twat is still referring to Roy Hodgson as ‘Woy’.
A young England supporter has spent the afternoon goading Germans by singing popular terrace ditty ‘two World Wars and one World Cup’.