Buyers have sensationally pulled the plug on the proposed £600m Wembley deal – after the stadium failed a medical.
A Sunday League footballer is telling everyone exactly why England crashed out of the World Cup.
An England fan can’t wait to queue 47 minutes to buy a pint he’s going to chuck it in the air if his team scores.
Your partner fantasises that she’s getting rutted by Gareth Southgate every time you have sex, a new study has revealed.
Jubilant England fans have started waking up and realising that they’ve slept through a whole day’s work.
Gareth Southgate was forced to wank himself dry with his weaker left hand after watching England thrash Panama.
Scientists have announced there is no link between singing the national anthem with wild passion and being any good at sport.
As the Three Lions prepare to kick off their World Cup campaign, former manager Sam Allardyce ensured his meticulously-planned team talk was not going to be wasted – delivering it to cuddly toys he had assembled in his back garden.
An unfunny twat is still referring to Roy Hodgson as ‘Woy’.
England fans will be able to show their true colours after the release of a new passport-themed third strip.
The nation erupted in fury as Gareth Southgate named his 23-man England squad.