Social media reacted with anger and disgust after discovering World Cup Willie has been killed by a trophy hunter.
Russian prostitutes have reported an alarming rise of viking thunderclap during the World Cup.
Egypt are confident that they would look like Brazil in a 48-team World Cup.
Gareth Southgate was forced to wank himself dry with his weaker left hand after watching England thrash Panama.
VAR will be introduced at ASDA in a bid to speed up shoplifting prosecutions.
The Government came under mounting pressure last night after agreeing a multi-million-pound deal to sell arms to Saudi Arabia’s goalkeeper.
Scientists have announced there is no link between singing the national anthem with wild passion and being any good at sport.