WAG Kimberly Crew didn’t appear to have the world on her shoulders when she was spotted collecting holiday brochures this afternoon, writes a desperate-to-impress intern forced to knock out pointless copy using only guesswork and a couple of long-lens paparazzi shots.
Philosophy bad boy Friedrich Nietzsche is attempting to show fans his softer side – by tweeting quotes from footballer Joey Barton.
Twitter users were left outraged to discover an online story failed to live up to the promise of its headline.
Sheep breathed a sigh of relief this afternoon as commentator John Motson retired after 50 glorious years behind the microphone.
Angry West Ham United fans invaded the stage at last night’s Eurovision Song Contest.
A normally sane and rational man has become addicted to responding to clickbait questions posted on Twitter by betting accounts.
Women are shit at football and should stick to cooking and ironing, a man has claimed.