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May 15, 2019 france / Premier League / World Football

Arsene Wenger celebrates second Invincibles season

Arsene Wenger is celebrating after completing his second Invincibles season

Apr 28, 2019 france / Stadium / Uncategorized / World Football

Neymar out for 12 months after injuring hand on fan’s face

Neymar has been ruled out for 12 months after injuring his hand on a fan’s face.

Mar 22, 2019 Uncategorized

“We’re just playing the characters of terrible footballers to avoid paying tax,” say Scotland

“We’re just playing the roles of terrible footballers to avoid paying tax,” say Scotland

Feb 17, 2019 Fanzone

Fan under pressure to quit following string of poor performances

Football fan Dave Sutcliffe is under increasing pressure to quit following a string of poor performances.

Sep 28, 2018 Stadium / Three Lions

£600m Wembley deal off after stadium fails medical

Buyers have sensationally pulled the plug on the proposed £600m Wembley deal – after the stadium failed a medical.

Aug 19, 2018 Fanzone

Dad overcome with pride after watching son give first w*nker sign

A dad was overcome with pride after watching his son give his first-ever wanker sign to the away end this afternoon.

Aug 16, 2018 SPL / World Football

Scottish Premiership announces 15-year deal to play matches in Afghanistan

The Scottish Premiership has struck a 15-year deal to play matches in Afghanistan.

Jul 22, 2018 Premier League

Tahith Chong has potential to become a steady but uninspiring right back, says Jose Mourinho

Jose Mourinho believes that Manchester United wonderkid Tahith Chong has the potential to be converted into a steady, but uninspiring right back.

Jul 17, 2018 Grassroots

Sunday League player suggests you speak to his agent

A Sunday League footballer has told managers interested in signing him that they need to go through his agent.

Jul 14, 2018 World Football

Rescued Thai cave football boys beat Scotland

The teenage football team who spent a fortnight trapped underground in a Thai cave returned to action for the first time since their ordeal yesterday, beating Scotland.

Jul 12, 2018 Three Lions / World Cup

Sunday League player knows exactly what England did wrong

A Sunday League footballer is telling everyone exactly why England crashed out of the World Cup.

Jul 11, 2018 Three Lions / World Cup

England fan queues 47 minutes to buy pint he’s going to throw in the air

An England fan can’t wait to queue 47 minutes to buy a pint he’s going to chuck it in the air if his team scores.

Jul 11, 2018 Three Lions / World Cup

Your partner’s thinking about Gareth Southgate every time you have sex – study

Your partner fantasises that she’s getting rutted by Gareth Southgate every time you have sex, a new study has revealed.

Jul 6, 2018 World Cup

Minimal contact! Neymar drops to the floor clutching his face in agony during pre-match handshakes

Brazil’s Neymar dropped to the floor in agony during his side’s pre-match handshakes with Belgium

Jul 4, 2018 Three Lions / World Cup

Jubilant England fans waking up to discover they’ve missed a whole day’s work

Jubilant England fans have started waking up and realising that they’ve slept through a whole day’s work.

Jul 2, 2018 World Cup

Concerns for Maradona as World Cup winner spotted sober in public

Friends of Diego Maradona are fearing for his health after the World Cup winner was spotted sober in public.

Jun 28, 2018 World Football

Millionnaire shagger with weird hair ready to shake things up in Washington DC

A millionnaire shagger with weird hair is set to shake things up in the US capital, after Wayne Rooney signed for DC United.

Jun 28, 2018 World Cup

Linesman makes official complaint against VAR after being repeatedly undermined in the workplace

A linesmen has made an official complaint against VAR – claiming he is being repeatedly undermined in the workplace.

Jun 27, 2018 World Cup

Fury as World Cup Willie killed by trophy hunter

Social media reacted with anger and disgust after discovering World Cup Willie has been killed by a trophy hunter.

Jun 26, 2018 World Cup

Russian prostitutes report alarming rise of thunderclap

Russian prostitutes have reported an alarming rise of viking thunderclap during the World Cup.

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