Arsene Wenger celebrates second Invincibles season
Arsene Wenger is celebrating after completing his second Invincibles season
Tag: football
Neymar out for 12 months after injuring hand on fan’s face
Neymar has been ruled out for 12 months after injuring his hand on a fan’s face.
“We’re just playing the characters of terrible footballers to avoid paying tax,” say Scotland
“We’re just playing the roles of terrible footballers to avoid paying tax,” say Scotland
Fan under pressure to quit following string of poor performances
Football fan Dave Sutcliffe is under increasing pressure to quit following a string of poor performances.
£600m Wembley deal off after stadium fails medical
Buyers have sensationally pulled the plug on the proposed £600m Wembley deal – after the stadium failed a medical.
Dad overcome with pride after watching son give first w*nker sign
A dad was overcome with pride after watching his son give his first-ever wanker sign to the away end this afternoon.
Scottish Premiership announces 15-year deal to play matches in Afghanistan
The Scottish Premiership has struck a 15-year deal to play matches in Afghanistan.
Tahith Chong has potential to become a steady but uninspiring right back, says Jose Mourinho
Jose Mourinho believes that Manchester United wonderkid Tahith Chong has the potential to be converted into a steady, but uninspiring right back.
Sunday League player suggests you speak to his agent
A Sunday League footballer has told managers interested in signing him that they need to go through his agent.
Rescued Thai cave football boys beat Scotland
The teenage football team who spent a fortnight trapped underground in a Thai cave returned to action for the first time since their ordeal yesterday, beating Scotland.
Sunday League player knows exactly what England did wrong
A Sunday League footballer is telling everyone exactly why England crashed out of the World Cup.
England fan queues 47 minutes to buy pint he’s going to throw in the air
An England fan can’t wait to queue 47 minutes to buy a pint he’s going to chuck it in the air if his team scores.
Your partner’s thinking about Gareth Southgate every time you have sex – study
Your partner fantasises that she’s getting rutted by Gareth Southgate every time you have sex, a new study has revealed.
Minimal contact! Neymar drops to the floor clutching his face in agony during pre-match handshakes
Brazil’s Neymar dropped to the floor in agony during his side’s pre-match handshakes with Belgium
Jubilant England fans waking up to discover they’ve missed a whole day’s work
Jubilant England fans have started waking up and realising that they’ve slept through a whole day’s work.
Concerns for Maradona as World Cup winner spotted sober in public
Friends of Diego Maradona are fearing for his health after the World Cup winner was spotted sober in public.
Millionnaire shagger with weird hair ready to shake things up in Washington DC
A millionnaire shagger with weird hair is set to shake things up in the US capital, after Wayne Rooney signed for DC United.
Linesman makes official complaint against VAR after being repeatedly undermined in the workplace
A linesmen has made an official complaint against VAR – claiming he is being repeatedly undermined in the workplace.
Fury as World Cup Willie killed by trophy hunter
Social media reacted with anger and disgust after discovering World Cup Willie has been killed by a trophy hunter.
Russian prostitutes report alarming rise of thunderclap
Russian prostitutes have reported an alarming rise of viking thunderclap during the World Cup.
