A Sunday League footballer is telling everyone exactly why England crashed out of the World Cup.
An England fan can’t wait to queue 47 minutes to buy a pint he’s going to chuck it in the air if his team scores.
Your partner fantasises that she’s getting rutted by Gareth Southgate every time you have sex, a new study has revealed.
Brazil’s Neymar dropped to the floor in agony during his side’s pre-match handshakes with Belgium
Jubilant England fans have started waking up and realising that they’ve slept through a whole day’s work.
Friends of Diego Maradona are fearing for his health after the World Cup winner was spotted sober in public.
A linesmen has made an official complaint against VAR – claiming he is being repeatedly undermined in the workplace.
Russian prostitutes have reported an alarming rise of viking thunderclap during the World Cup.
Egypt are confident that they would look like Brazil in a 48-team World Cup.
Gareth Southgate was forced to wank himself dry with his weaker left hand after watching England thrash Panama.
VAR will be introduced at ASDA in a bid to speed up shoplifting prosecutions.
The Government came under mounting pressure last night after agreeing a multi-million-pound deal to sell arms to Saudi Arabia’s goalkeeper.
Scientists have announced there is no link between singing the national anthem with wild passion and being any good at sport.
Donald Trump has told Mexico’s defenders to build a wall, or they’re going to pay for it.
A dad who told his family the perfect Father’s Day present would be being left alone to watch today’s World Cup matches has pretended to be delighted to receive a pair of socks.