Russian prostitutes have reported an alarming rise of viking thunderclap during the World Cup.
Egypt are confident that they would look like Brazil in a 48-team World Cup.
Gareth Southgate was forced to wank himself dry with his weaker left hand after watching England thrash Panama.
VAR will be introduced at ASDA in a bid to speed up shoplifting prosecutions.
The Government came under mounting pressure last night after agreeing a multi-million-pound deal to sell arms to Saudi Arabia’s goalkeeper.
Scientists have announced there is no link between singing the national anthem with wild passion and being any good at sport.
Donald Trump has told Mexico’s defenders to build a wall, or they’re going to pay for it.