Friends of Diego Maradona are fearing for his health after the World Cup winner was spotted sober in public.
A linesmen has made an official complaint against VAR – claiming he is being repeatedly undermined in the workplace.
Russian prostitutes have reported an alarming rise of viking thunderclap during the World Cup.
Gareth Southgate was forced to wank himself dry with his weaker left hand after watching England thrash Panama.
VAR will be introduced at ASDA in a bid to speed up shoplifting prosecutions.
The Government came under mounting pressure last night after agreeing a multi-million-pound deal to sell arms to Saudi Arabia’s goalkeeper.
Scientists have announced there is no link between singing the national anthem with wild passion and being any good at sport.
As the Three Lions prepare to kick off their World Cup campaign, former manager Sam Allardyce ensured his meticulously-planned team talk was not going to be wasted – delivering it to cuddly toys he had assembled in his back garden.
Donald Trump has told Mexico’s defenders to build a wall, or they’re going to pay for it.
World War Three was avoided this morning when Vladimir Putin clarified what he meant when he announced ‘I’m supporting Iran’ to the globe’s press.