A Sunday League footballer is telling everyone exactly why England crashed out of the World Cup.
An England fan can’t wait to queue 47 minutes to buy a pint he’s going to chuck it in the air if his team scores.
Your partner fantasises that she’s getting rutted by Gareth Southgate every time you have sex, a new study has revealed.
Jubilant England fans have started waking up and realising that they’ve slept through a whole day’s work.
Gareth Southgate was forced to wank himself dry with his weaker left hand after watching England thrash Panama.
Scientists have announced there is no link between singing the national anthem with wild passion and being any good at sport.
As the Three Lions prepare to kick off their World Cup campaign, former manager Sam Allardyce ensured his meticulously-planned team talk was not going to be wasted – delivering it to cuddly toys he had assembled in his back garden.
The countdown has begun! It will only be a matter of days until England crash woefully out of the World Cup, once again shattering the dreams of millions of Three Lions fans.
A young England supporter has spent the afternoon goading Germans by singing popular terrace ditty ‘two World Wars and one World Cup’.